- You’ll see, it will look great with a tan - Sorry M’am, nothing goes with sunburn
- You’ll see it will look great after your bikini diet - Jeez thanks, you shouldn’t have
- Girls taller than you have tried it and it looked amazing on them - Good for them, now let’s talk about me
- I’m not familiar with your problem, I’m a size 0 myself - Please get out
- If your hips weren’t larger than your waist these trousers would fit perfectly - Physically impossible but I appreciate your contribution
- If you cut 20cm off it will be the perfect length - I just love hemming that much
- The sleeves aren’t too long, just wear them rolled up - So they are too long
- It’s see through because it’s meant to be worn with that t-shirt - (American Vintage, I’m looking at you). Either you sell the two as a package, or you sort out the fabric
- It’s see through but you can wear a slip underneath - Or you could just have lined it properly and saved me the bother
- The label is very visible but you can cut it off - And start an Excel spreadsheet with the fabric composition and washing instructions for all my clothes?
- I’m not sure about the colour but the cut is perfect for you - I wasn’t aware this was an either or situation
- You should take this dress, the bottom fits you perfectly - And the top…?
- It’s not my fault if none of the dresses you picked fit your body shape - Suggest one that does then. I dare you
- I’ve seen pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing something similar - Let’s just put it back on the rack
- This is so fashionable at the moment - And will therefore be impossible to wear by the end of the summer
- Black/Grey/Brown is very in this winter - “Flowers? For Spring? Groundbreaking”
- It’s meant to look like that - No it’s not, it’s just badly cut
- It will stop itching with time - 80% wool, I don’t think so
- The shoes will get easier to walk in - Do I look like a heel virgin to you? Don’t answer that
- There’s only one changing room, I needed the other one for stock - Preferably uttered on a Saturday afternoon, during the sales
- Sorry your size is on display on the mannequin, but you can try one size up or down - That’s relevant because…?
- You should try the size 4, this is meant to be oversize anyway - Am I meant to drown in it?
- I don’t have the pale green pleated size 34 skirt you’re asking for but I do have bright orange size 36 trousers if you want to try them? - Were you paying attention?
This is a collaborative list established with Fashion Carrousel.
Photo from Elle Muliarchyk Dressing Room self portrait series
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